What makes you wake up in the middle of the night? A report that's due the next day and you haven't even started it? A lesson you were supposed to have ready bright and early in the morning? A sick child? A wayward teen? Or just your body getting older and it doesn't know how to sleep anymore? What would you add to this list?
What helps you go back to sleep? Melatonin, Grapefruit, Turkey (trytophan). I don't recommend Ambien for very long, (I'm sure you've heard about all the folks walking in their "sleep." I actually hallucinated on it one night. Anyway if you can't get to sleep try a little humor:) It goes a long way.
Our latest find:
Subject: FW: barbie ,, It' s about time this happened to her....
It' s about time this
happened to her....
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING
IN 2010
when...
1. You accidentally enter your password
on the microwave..
2. You haven't played solitaire with
real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works
at the desk next to you...
5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends and family is that they don't
have e-mail addresses
6. You pull up in your own driveway and
use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a
web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to
go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on
line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways
to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was
no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to
check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT
YOURSELF
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